Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Twin Peaks: The Return 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Aug 2024 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ★ Watched 13 Dec 2022 4

  Holy shit this is really obnoxiously bad. 

  As a die hard Star Wars fan you know a movie is bad when I have only just now bothered to finally see it. Reading the leaked plot details and disrespect to TLJ just completely put me off and I couldn’t force myself. 

  It all starts with the worst text crawl in the entire saga. Rubbish retconning from the very beginning. Every scene following is the same bullshit. Action scenes out of nowhere…

Recent reviews

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  Problemista 2023

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  I fell asleep for a good middle but on a third proper watch I think this might have to go to 5 stars and in my top 50, seriously love this.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  First Bong feature that was a flop for me, did not work for me at all. 

  Found it incredibly meandering, repetitive of previous messages and generally heavy handed/light on thematically, and not very funny. One of those book adaptations that you can really feel is adapted from a book. 

  I feel alone in not enjoying new releases. I never thought Nosferatu and Mickey 17 could possibly be disappointing, but here I sadly am.

Popular reviews

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  Life After Pi 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2020

  VFX artists are never the reason for bad VFX.

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  Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning 2023

  ★★½ Watched 08 Jul 2023 2

  Man, what happened? And what movie did everyone else watch?

  I had felt pretty strongly that Fallout was a pretty solid end for this series and felt anything more was overkill and unnecessary and this sure proved me right!

  I was so into it after a pretty tense opening and an enjoyable action sequence but then really bizarre cutting back to events we JUST WATCHED started happening and one of the worst exposition dumps with zero agency I’ve seen and I…