Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Best in Show 2000

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Harlan Pepper is what Hank Hill would have been had he won that dog dancing competition with Lady Bird

Popular reviews

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  My Santa 2013

  ★ Watched 25 Dec 2018 2

  "How'd you know that?"
  "I dunno, definitely not because I'm Santa!"
  x12

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  Nancy Drew and the Hidden Staircase 2019

  ★½ Watched 16 Mar 2019

  This movie has everything:

  - A Big Fat Liar rip-off

  - A 30 year old woman trying to play a 16 year old

  - A woman saying "I stood up to communism, my post-retirement cocktail is none of your concern" to a seemingly 15 year old deputy

  - Built-in commercial breaks

  I'm just glad the science kid wore science shirts the entire time, otherwise I wouldn't have known she liked science.