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Suspiria 2018
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The type of movie that your annoying hipster friend loves.
My first problem with this movie is their choice of having Tilda Swinton playing Dr. Klemperer. The makeup looked no bueno and immediately took me out of the movie. They couldn't just pick an old German man? Bizarre pick that didn't add anything to the plot. Seemed like a thing they did because it was a "cool idea" (I imagine they called it while at the hookah bar).
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V/H/S/Beyond 2024
Some interesting concepts, all of which were ruined by bad acting, writing, and CGI.
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Skinamarink 2022
This is quite literally the worst movie I have ever seen, and the only half star I (hopefully) will ever give. There are reviews that say it's inventive, creative, daring, artistic, so on and so forth. Some are condescending enough to say something like, "I wish I could help people understand it." Nope. I understand it perfectly, it's just a terrible movie. It reminds me of when I was stuck in a three hour meeting at work. About five minutes…
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