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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Woke wins!!!!! I hope that Pope Francis saw this film and appreciated its beauty because the costuming and light work was fantastic.

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  Call Me by Your Name 2017

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 23 Jun 2023

  Forgot how brutal this soundtrack is. I will never forget Megan Hamori saying “let’s put on something for Brady” and then blasting visions of Gideon. Lowkey Armie hammer still could get it as long as he promises not to eat me.

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  Top Gun 1986

  ★★★ Rewatched 15 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  Lowkey had no idea what was going on in this movie besides the fact that
  1) Tom in his prime was hot
  2) Lots of boobs

  The score and cinematography were top-tier, tho

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