Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Shape of Water 2017

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Would be 5 stars but we don’t get to see the fish man’s penis

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  Brüno 2009

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Contrary to popular belief this movie actually ended homophobia

Popular reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  He’s me in a sense that i would welcome two missionaries into my home to tell them about how radiohead sued lana del rey over her 2017 song get free

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  Thomas: guys he’s trying to kill my wife

  Nosferatu: ooooohhhhhh ellennnn bounce on it crrrrazy styyleeee