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Truth or Dare 2018
the movie: truth or dare????
me: truth
the movie: which power ranger do you want to fuck most?
me: *sweating* hahahaha the pink one obviously ha
the movie: TELL THE TRUTH
me: *crying real tears* the... the red one... i wanna fuck them all but the red one the most... i'm sorry.... i'm so sorry.......
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All Hallows' Eve 2013
Art the Clown: hops out my TV set in a scary but jaunty fashion
Me: "Ah, you made it! Have a seat." I'm standing in front of my Art the Clown cork board, dozens of Art the Clown pictures tacked up, connected to each other by red yarn. There are also scraps of paper on which I've written things like "sexism" "culture" "the implications????"
Art the Clown: honks his horn in confusion
Me: "You're probably wondering why I've called this…
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The Wages of Fear 1953
this movie stressed me out so bad i literally got a tummyache
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Dinotopia 2002
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Birth Year Challenge: Part 2 Film 8
so like.... are people and dinosaurs fucking or not?
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Love, Death & Robots: Good Hunting 2019
god this could have been so cool if the director hadn't tried to make this sexy 4 men
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