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Favorite films

  • Dancer in the Dark
  • The Death of Stalin
  • Audition
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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  • The French Connection

    ★★

  • Shampoo

    ★★★★½

  • Shockproof

    ★★½

  • Black Bag

    ★★★½

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  • Black Dynamite

    Black Dynamite

    ★★★★

    I choked on a muffin while watching this.

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  • The French Connection

    The French Connection

    ★★

    Im running away so fast from this film that Gene Hackman could never hope to catch me. And he's one fast motherfucker!!!

  • Shampoo

    Shampoo

    ★★★★½

    Holy fuck, they're all such awful human beings, aside from Jill, and even she sucks Warren Beatty's cock. I love it!

    They don't write them like this anymore.

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    What makes 18 different from a typical reprint of Mickey? Maybe I missed something in the backstory of the psychotic multi killer machine creator guy and all, but I'm not so sure. If I’m correct, it’s such a very important question left unanswered (and really needs an answer) yet it probably could have a simple explanation. It's particularly frustrating considering the massive amount of time spent on exposition on other facts, by way of circuitous narration. Nonetheless, Pattinson does an…

  • Mary Poppins Returns

    Mary Poppins Returns

    ★½

    This whole uninspired music while clinging to old nostalgia using aging legends thing, is honestly kinda sad to watch.

    Want more Mary Poppins movie material? I suggest Saving Mr. Banks.