I choked on a muffin while watching this.
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The French Connection 1971
Im running away so fast from this film that Gene Hackman could never hope to catch me. And he's one fast motherfucker!!!
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Mickey 17 2025
What makes 18 different from a typical reprint of Mickey? Maybe I missed something in the backstory of the psychotic multi killer machine creator guy and all, but I'm not so sure. If I’m correct, it’s such a very important question left unanswered (and really needs an answer) yet it probably could have a simple explanation. It's particularly frustrating considering the massive amount of time spent on exposition on other facts, by way of circuitous narration. Nonetheless, Pattinson does an…
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Mary Poppins Returns 2018
This whole uninspired music while clinging to old nostalgia using aging legends thing, is honestly kinda sad to watch.
Want more Mary Poppins movie material? I suggest Saving Mr. Banks.
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