Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Black Dynamite 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Oct 2024

  I choked on a muffin while watching this.

Recent reviews

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  The French Connection 1971

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Im running away so fast from this film that Gene Hackman could never hope to catch me. And he's one fast motherfucker!!!

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  Shampoo 1975

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Holy fuck, they're all such awful human beings, aside from Jill, and even she sucks Warren Beatty's cock. I love it!

  They don't write them like this anymore.

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  What makes 18 different from a typical reprint of Mickey? Maybe I missed something in the backstory of the psychotic multi killer machine creator guy and all, but I'm not so sure. If I’m correct, it’s such a very important question left unanswered (and really needs an answer) yet it probably could have a simple explanation. It's particularly frustrating considering the massive amount of time spent on exposition on other facts, by way of circuitous narration. Nonetheless, Pattinson does an…

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  Mary Poppins Returns 2018

  ★½ Rewatched 16 Feb 2025 2

  This whole uninspired music while clinging to old nostalgia using aging legends thing, is honestly kinda sad to watch.

  Want more Mary Poppins movie material? I suggest Saving Mr. Banks.