*Sees movie poster for the first time. Crumbles up my script for Heroin Armadillo I’ve spent years perfecting*
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Smile 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Would big smile momma beat mommy milker tunnel lady in a fight?
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Road House 1989
Changed me forever. I now patrol bars waiting to break up fights like a lame Batman. Also own more Knife Boots. It’s one of my favorite movies of all time that I never recommend to people.
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Train to Busan 2016
My gateway drug for my love for Korean Horror films along with anything Ma Dong-Seok or as I will forever call him from this film “Dense Dad”.
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