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Favorite films

  • La La Land
  • The Notebook
  • The Batman
  • Before Sunrise

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  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    ★★★½

  • Snow White

    ★★

  • Superman Returns

  • The Florida Project

    ★★★★

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★½

    Can you see it?(Can you see it?) 🎶🎶
    Can you see it in my eyes? 🎶🎶
    Can you feel it now? (OH CAN YOU FEEL IT?) 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

    Hi Anora fans. We’re doing really well. If you’re in line STAY IN LINE don’t let them take you off that line. Vote. Stay in the line they can’t do anything about it and vote. We’re gonna win it big. Thank you.
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    Had to make sure the itch was completely gone and…

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★★

    Exactly a year since the last watch. Never in thousands of lifetimes did I think I’d go this long without a viewing, but this dream sometimes throws violent curveballs we do not expect. 

    A year ago after my viewing you can say my mind somewhat blacked out for a couple minutes when writing the log. Something surrendered, and arose in me based on what the experience presented in order to properly convey what needed to be said. After I was…

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  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    ★★★½

    Yep. Still good. Optimus being a thug in this trilogy always makes me feel somethin. 

    John Turturro is really one of the greatest ever. He inspires me so much.

  • Snow White

    Snow White

    ★★

    This is the first time in a very long time where people were talking throughout the whole movie and I just didn’t care. Some cool numbers, very good color grading throughout surprisingly, Rachel being Rachel. Last 30 seconds were cool. 

    With that being said….. sigh. They just give you no reason to care. Crucial parts of the narrative are condensed into 5 minutes. This felt so fake from time to time. Hard to explain. It felt like certain scenes weren’t…

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  • Andor: A Disney+ Day Special Look

    Andor: A Disney+ Day Special Look

    ★★★★★

    It’s hard to find the words to say.. 

    I guess I’ll start with wow. Wow? Wow. Wow. 
    This might’ve been the most appreciative I have ever been to call myself a Star Wars fan. I haven’t had many of those in my life. I’ve been really emotional during these episodes because honestly it’s everything I’ve ever wanted. This is anything any Star Wars fan could ever ask for. It’s gritty. Its mesmerizing. And it’s just fucking amazing. 

    This is in…

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    At a 2:00 showing on a Thursday, my theater was packed. Lots of teenagers. Little kids. Everyone and anyone. And after a couple minutes, it was dead silent. Completely dead silent. For the entire 2 and a half hours. That says everything about this movie. 

    The craziest ride of your entire life. The greatest feat in film history. The best experience ever. The best sequel ever. The best movie ever. I don’t care. I don’t care. 

    I don’t even know…