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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  ½ Watched 25 May 2023 1

  I love how the plot was practically non-existent in the original but this was somehow 100,000 times worse!!!

  Cash grab, ugly, unoriginal, and Sebastian made me borderline su!c!dal

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  80 for Brady 2023

  ★ Watched 11 Feb 2023

  All the people clapping after Tom Brady provided the worst dialogue ever conceived really made this!!

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  Blonde 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Sep 2022 1

  Blonde begins where it ends, depicting the pain, trauma, and exploitation of a woman at the hands of Hollywood's elites and, more importantly, her “fans.”

  The film is genuinely heartbreaking and highlights one of the darkest times in Hollywood, where Marilyn Monroe, or how Blonde wants us to know her, Norma Jeane, is at the heart of it. 

  I have seen many criticisms explaining that the film has exploited Marilyn Monroe for profit and has brought nothing to the table…

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  Home Alone 1990

  ½ Watched 23 Dec 2022

  Awful. I can see why Macaulay Culkin turned to crack.

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