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Favorite films

  • Man on the Moon
  • Heat
  • The People Under the Stairs
  • Phantom of the Paradise

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  • Niagara, Niagara

    ★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • 100 Tears

    ★½

  • Miracle Mile

    ★★★

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  • Niagara, Niagara

    Niagara, Niagara

    ★★½

    I’m curious to know what the consensus is from the Tourette’s community on this. A rough road movie in the style of Bonnie & Clyde but with underdeveloped characters in various states of mental health crisis. But hey it’s got the girl from The Craft in it.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    Mickey 17 is a cute and frankly horny movie! Its attempt at comedy and satire don’t always hit the mark but it’s a new take on science fiction so creativity on the big screen is always welcomed. Doesn’t stay cohesive in what kind of movie it’s trying to be which leads to a bit of confusion for the viewer. I couldn’t help but squirm at the pacing and Mickey’s voice become grating over time but all in all I enjoyed it enough. Would have rather been watching Starship Troopers though…

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  • Deadstream

    Deadstream

    ★★★½

    You may want to hate it but you just can’t. It’s too funny and perfectly cringe. It doesn’t take itself too seriously and neither should you. Deadstream shows us that you can pick your demons, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t let your demons pick your nose.

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★★★

    Hooptober11
    🅆🄰🅃🄲🄷 #12
    (2 ꜰɪʟᴍꜱ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴘʀɪᴍᴀʀɪʟʏ ᴏʀ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇʟʏ ɪɴ ᴛᴇxᴀꜱ)
    (8 ᴅᴇᴄᴀᴅᴇꜱ - 1970ꜱ)

    Suns so hot it dried up the swimming hole, yet our boy runs around in a full face mask and never seems to get tired. This fucker is acclimated! Leatherface spinning around in the street with the chainsaw is high art, a touchdown dance a second too soon. Perfect ending. Seen in a packed theatre to celebrate the film's 50th anniversary.