Favorite films
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
They made Robert Pattinson ugly, creepy, and a pervert
The movie has zero bright spots. Fuckin hell, we got a whole web of crazy ass fucked up stuff going on. Don’t appreciate it, sort of barely tasteful
Not a fan of the soundtrack, which repeats itself so much you feel like the movie will never end, much less reach a climax.
Was excited for this but!! I think it will infiltrate my dreams making them nightmares
Who knew crabbin’ could be so high stakes???
I like to think this exists in the same universe as season 1 of true detective
So as a rule I hate Dakota Johnson. Maybe I’m jealous of her, maybe she was shite in all prior movies I’ve seen her in. We just really won’t know.
My cousin has Down syndrome and I remember him pushing the bicycle I was riding into a canal, so I negatively assume Down syndrome people are…
AMAZING OPENING SEQUENCE very reminiscent of Kubrick shiiiieeett
Rest is boring. Nice movie to look at. Meh about the rest. Also drags on
???? Okay Leonardo. Can you pick one thing to be? I wanted him to be a marshal — not a crazy dude. Also wasn’t a huge fan of the weird glaze on the movie