Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hellraiser 1987

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Milf movie for the ages

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  It felt designed in a lab for a world where Kamala won. I genuinely cant remember a shot in it that felt interesting or a character that had depth

  “Not since Detroit: Become Human’s French Hillary Clinton has anyone whiffed a prediction so badly.”

Popular reviews

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  Castration Movie Anthology i. Traps 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  Whips. It’s a testament to her work that she can make a piece this long that is as consistently engaging and charged as this. It picks at transness in a way that few films do without falling into the bela tar long runtimes film tropes.

  Also not to be that boss baby bitch - but like the movie kinda giving little fish by casey platt vibes

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  Crash 1996

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Oct 2024

  I too made love to an exhaust pipe while thinking about the ennui of modern capitalism