83/100 - Murderous unicorns + rich fucks dying = laughably gory time at the theater.
This creature feature isn’t breaking any barriers with its message or themes but it adds mystical unicorns to the mix along with a stacked cast so you won’t see any complaints from me.
However, the third act did lose a little steam over its runtime and the CGI wasn’t helping the case with how early the full body reveals were. If it played it a…
76/100 - Silly, easy breezy horror comedy that doesn’t fall flat and it’s straight to streaming? Sign me up!
96/100 - Immaculate viewing experience enhanced even further with how much it sticks with you after. It makes you crave discussing and dissecting what you just witnessed on screen.
Can’t believe it lived up to the hype and how much I adore David Lynch’s work.
94/100 - brb gotta digest this brilliant movie (I'm back and fully digested)
From only watching Eraserhead, Blue Velvet and now some past interviews it seems David Lynch was an artist obsessed with exposing the rot hidden beneath the pristine facade. If Eraserhead was his surrealist breakthrough, Blue Velvet is the announcement of the fragility of the American Dream, the twisted psychosexual underbelly of polite society, and the terrifying realization darkness isn’t somewhere "out there”… it’s lurking just beneath the…
