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  Opus 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  This feels like a slow burn until it punches you in the face with THAT scene. Loved it! Could be a contender for acting accolades for John Malkovich in the next awards season, but it’s very early days so let’s see!

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Sleek, suave and collected. This film is so fun to watch, especially the dinner table scenes. Cate Blanchett specifically is effortlessly sexy and commanding. She could fart into an ASMR mic for two hours and I’d love it tbh.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  First off, this is Edward Cullen’s best movie to date, although I don’t understand how it ties into the twilight saga at all.

  The movie itself though is a wonderful breath of fresh air. Sci fi, dark comedy vibes and a new alien species? I’m here for it. Ruffalo’s Tr*mp esque parody was also wonderfully easy to hate and I didn’t know I needed it.

  Anyway, did you also find yourself weirdly attracted to RP’s voice in this or was that just me? Okay… just me.

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  Wolf Man 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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