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This is the first live action Batman movie I've seen and I liked it. Pattinson is simultaneously gaunt and muscular in a way that's a little concerning, but he pulls it off.
Zoe Kravitz's itsy bitsy teeny weeny waist rivals that of Lily James's in Cinderella (2015) but for some reason, no one seems to mind and no one is bemoaning the shapewear making that happen in this situation.
Some people on Letterboxd complained that Batman worked out the Riddler's…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I've never seen Parasite so I went into this movie expecting it to be a somewhat silly sci-fi and I was not disappointed. It's physical and goofy and poses a question that's been asked for years: if your partner had a clone, would you fuck the clone? Is it cheating to fuck the clone?
Robert Pattinson's character is a pathetic cat left out in the rain and he's very good at it. Mark Ruffalo is over the top corny with…
Okay this was so fun but also so 2004 it's almost unbelievable. Classic for a reason.
Corny as all hell with constant refrains of "if it wasn't for my dead wife". Eyeroll. Gag. If I hadn't watched this for an assignment, I never would've finished it, and I like Westerns a lot. There are significantly better Westerns out there, don't waste your time on this one. Heavy-handed and boring.