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Favorite films

  • Manchester by the Sea
  • Dog Day Afternoon
  • Come and See
  • Blade Runner

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  • Flow

    ★★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • My Old Ass

    ★★★

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

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  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★½

    This one had the cats going wild. One of the best animated films I’ve seen in recent memory. It’s a towering achievement to create something so beautiful and lifelike using an open-source software and zero dialogue.

  • My Old Ass

    My Old Ass

    ★★★

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  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

    One of the fondest memories I have is when my mother showed me There Will Be Blood. I was pretty young, like 12 or 13, probably too young to watch such a brutally dark film and definitely too young to understand it fully, but I was old enough to know for certain that what I was watching was a very special piece of art. It was my introduction to epic storytelling; stories that guide you through years of the character’s…

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    Pretentious to the max, and truly devoid of any substance whatsoever. At no point did this film scratch beneath the surface level of any of the sweeping critiques of modern society it was making. I found myself torn between confusion and wanting more in every frame. Some of the performances were good, Aubrey Plaza is great, and Shia is just such a fucking lunatic that it’s fun to watch him code switch between a mischievous cherub and a guy doing…

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