Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Porky sucks a girl's feet in this movie.

  
  
  

  Cute! Cute fun little flick. Nice and silly and fun. Pretty well animated too! Nice to see a return to 2D animation. The writing for the story itself isn't great (there's a fucking liar-reveal/best-friend-split double-whammy), but whatever, I wasn't expecting anything great. I just wanted a funny little Looney Tunes movie, and that's what I got. Surprisingly good at using all of its Checkov's Guns, too!

  6.5/10, Petunia Pig is literally me.

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  I'm not really sure what to say. Hitchcockian tension, brilliant dark comedy, and poignant commentary on the oppressive system of capitalism.
  For as long as I've been on this site, Whiplash has been my #1 (actually #2, bc I like The Batman more, even tho it's not as good). But I'm gonna be honest, I think Whiplash is going down a spot.

  10/10, the literal greatest movie I've ever seen in my life

Popular reviews

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  American Psycho 2000

  ½ Added 6

  I TRIED WATCHING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME BUT IT WAS WITH MY PARENTS GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A FUNNY MURDER MOVIE WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE PORN

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  Spirited Away 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2022 1

  I don't know how to describe this film, so this will just be bullet points

  -Gorgeous animation
  -Super chill story
  -Metaphor about how capitalism strips you of you individuality and makes you a slave of the actions of your parents
  -Funny bugs lol

  10/10, very weird and gross but in a cute way