Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Uzumaki 2024

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Golly did I hate getting through this one. I didn't like it from the first episode, and it to me a very long time to get myself to watch it beginning to end.
  I know everyone raved about the animation in the first episode when it came out, but I didn't really like it. There's not much movement, and it feels more like watching one of those digital graphic novel things. Character movement almost looks rotoscoped or (lord forgive me)…

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  Paprika 2006

  ★★★½ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  I know i just watched this a month ago but Millennium Actress inspired me to revisit it. Still wacky, weird and wonderful and the story comes across a bit clearer on a rewatch but I stand by Millennium Actress being better.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2025 4

  "What is this insufferable darkness?"

  My most anticipated movie of 2024 that I didn't get to see until 2025 but it was mostly worth it!! And if anything necessitates a long form review, it's this one. I don't have reviews for them on here, but I love both of the other Nosferatu movies and have been following this one ever since it was announced. If someone was gonna do it right, it'd be Robert Eggers. And while he does mostly…

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  Borderlands 2024

  ★ Watched 10 Mar 2025 1

  I can confirm this is as bad as everyone said it was, but I'd like to put forth the idea that it's based on a franchise that isn't very good as well.
  Every part of this movie is so deeply uncomfortable, unfunny and embarrassingly unwatchable that it's truly impressive. No part of the script sounds like something a human wrote at all, it looks slightly worse than the Disney+ MCU shows, and it's so shockingly annoying it gives me hope that if AI did write this people will see it and hate it as much as they did this movie.
  Incredible stinker.