Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Piranha 1978

  ★★½ Watched 04 Nov 2022 1

  i wish i had one ounce of the joie de vivre a horny couple moments from death in a 70s b-movie has

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Feb 2024 1

  worms. religious fanaticism. the weirdest onscreen pregnancy since twilight breaking dawn part one. this movie has it all

Recent reviews

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  Slaughterhouse 1987

  Watched 31 Mar 2025

  probably felt good as hell to be a teenager in the 80s

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  One Cut of the Dead 2017

  Watched 25 Mar 2025

  🧀🧀🧀

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  Watched 26 Dec 2024

  thomas hutter and the very bad no good terrible awful business trip

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Oct 2024

  #30 of 31 for 31 2024

  saw this in smell-o-vision ik you wish you were me. 

  lovedddd. sophie thatcher is a starrrrr. chloe east is fucking hysterical (yeahhhh that was pretty sketch). hugh grant evil funny professor. good times to be had at the cinema