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Shaft 1971
I believe men’s fashion peaked in the 70s. If I was that one x man who could run real fast so much so that time would appear to slow down what I would do is perhaps once a week I would probably have like 3 drinks then I would amble down a street or train station platform with a little robot tailor and flare all of their pants and lapels without their consent. And also turtle/mock some necks if I feel compelled.
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The Beast Must Die 1974
Bring back The Werewolf Break. It is a wildly underutilised cinematic technique and contemporary filmmakers (looking at you Christopher Nolan) would do well to implement it.
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Novocaine 2025
Secret screening. Genuinely went in thinking it was a toss up between that new DeNiro one or the Minecraft movie.
But honestly a fun time. Cheesy and silly and gory and didn’t take itself too seriously. You can tell that the budget isn’t very big but in a good way. Reminded me of The Accountant in so many ways (especially, as another review noted, how weirdly 2014-coded it was). Personally I was a fan when they gave Ben Affleck…Translated from by -
Watermelon Man 1970
Tubi I love you babe thank you for sourcing all the pre-1980 movies with <50k letterboxd watches that Netflix and Prime neglect but please stop giving me the same T mobile ad every 10 minutes.
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