Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Jun 2023

  “hey! who left this atm in the middle of the sidewalk”

  “THIS IS IMPORKAGE”

  I have never been so emotionally invested in a movie in my entire life! Will I be seeing this tomorrow? Yes, yes I will. I don’t think I blinked once😳

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  Bullet Train 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Aug 2022

  Lemon and Tangerine are a better duo than Batman and Robin… Change my mind🍋🍊

  Thomas is the best metaphor for life😌

Recent reviews

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  White Chicks 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  The fact that none of this would slide in 2025 makes it so much funnier

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  Piper 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  That bird is literally me at the beach

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Jan 2024 3

  This reminds me of when I used to play the sims and would force my way into the richest family just to get rid of them and keep their prized possessions

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Oct 2023

  And that Fazgang is just a theory… a film theory! Aaaaaaaaaand CUT🎬