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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  The fact that he has a moustache and no beard implies that Nosferatu shaves regularly or at the very least has some sort of facial skin care routine. Just something to think about

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  The Boss Baby 2017

  ★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  The real boss baby was my roommate insisting we watch this

Popular reviews

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  House 1985

  ★★½ Watched 15 Oct 2024

  "I can't hide the fact that I've been a male prostitute my entire life".

  The demons living in the bathroom mirror dimension knew more about child care than this dude damn

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  My Old Ass 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2025

  This made me want to give a big hug to everyone I've ever met

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