Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White: A Tale of Terror 1997

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  THE COSTUMES!! THE SETS!! THE HORRORS!!! YUMMY!!!

  Sigourney Weaver is a fucking powerhouse in this as Claudia Hoffman, the villain of the tale. I can't lie, I was rooting for her the whole time—the plot was working against her a little too much for my liking but oh well.

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  Coco 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  CAN'T SEE A THING THROUGH THESE FUCKING TEARS

Popular reviews

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  LEGO Disney Princess: The Castle Quest 2023

  ★★½ Watched 18 Aug 2023

  Ariel and Moana being besties healed my inner child who watched the Internet pit them against each other in 2016

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  Whiplash 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  What an AWESOME AWESOME movie holy fuck. The hype is so real and so deserved.

  J. K. Simmons plays such a wonderful asshole in Terence Fletcher—a character who'd give Miranda Priestly a run for her money—and he's got a lieu of awards (an Oscar, a Golden Globe, and a BAFTA) to prove just how fucking awesome of an actor he is. Of course, we can't talk about his acting without also mentioning Miles Teller, who's so cute and so fabulous…