Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle 1999

  Watched 27 Oct 2020

  Never trust a $1.99 eBay listing of a Star Wars blu-ray

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  Dirty Movie 2011

  ½ Watched 24 Jun 2020 1

  The dog with the lime green sun glasses appears no where in the film

  I wish I could rate this a zero

Recent reviews

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  Transformers 2007

  ★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  “ha ha wolverine”

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  Noroi: The Curse 2005

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  This didn’t hit as hard as the first time around, but it was still a very foreboding and horrifying experience.

  Noroi is one of those few horror movies that leaves you with a strong sense of unease after it’s over. Not necessarily feeling creeped out or checking your shoulder over for ghosts, but that sense of dread infecting you. As if the film it self put a curse on you.

Popular reviews

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  Bring Me the Head of Charlie Brown 1986

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Aug 2020 1

  “Happiness is a warm pussy” -Charlie Brown

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  Username:666 2008

  ★★★½ Rewatched 06 Oct 2022

  I thought this was real as a little kid, exploring YouTube back then was the fucking Wild West