Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Twilight 1998

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Its more classical noir affectations are amusing but the work is just not there for this to be anything other than forgotten to time. The dick stuff was kinda funny tho.

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  A Short Film by Jim Jarmusch, Starring Beatrice Domond 2025

  Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Jim's best work!

Popular reviews

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  Humane 2024

  ★★★ Watched 20 Apr 2024 2

  Brandon: "Look dad, I'm making a Cronenberg movie! Look!"

  Caitlin: "Jay Baruchel is funny. 🙂"

  David: "I have to go be in Jason X."

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  That Sugar Film 2014

  ★★½ Watched 15 Aug 2020

  I get that this was made for elementary school classrooms but I still found homie's goofiness and needless inclination to inject his family life into this (Nobody gives a fuck about your newborn daughter bro) only destracts from his thesis.

  It's evident that sugar is pretty damn bad for you and it's role in our culture far too big. Infantilizing this problem doesn't seem like the right move. Show more of the rural Americans living in an endless hellscape of capitalist poison rotting their teeth out. Scare the shit out of the children!