Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Bikeriders 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jun 2024

  i’ve never been so edged by a movie before

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★½ Rewatched 04 Aug 2024

  hugh jackman’s slutty hairy abs send tweet

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  when will we be free from the nazi metaphor in film PLEASE

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  Sick 2022

  ★★★½ Rewatched 07 Mar 2025

  #2020sucksdonkeydick #fuckcovid

Popular reviews

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  Someone Like You... 2001

  ★★ Watched 29 Aug 2024

  the worst part about straight romcoms is when the straight people KISS

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  The Departed 2006

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.