Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Alright you know the drill: time to set the “days without Toni Collette playing a fucking freak” counter back to 0

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025 6

  “Hey you guys sorta remember what happened in The Incredible Hulk (2008), right? No? You only saw it once back when it came out when you took all your friends to the movies to see it on your 10th birthday? Too fucking bad!”

  I can’t believe I sat next to actual human beings who clapped for a 20-second Liv Tyler cameo

  Marvel is not back in fact it’s never been more over but I will remain hopeful for Fantastic Four: First Steps for some reason because at the end of the day we all need something to remain hopeful about in These Times™️

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Dec 2024 1

  Only lost half a star because of some slight pacing issues and the fact that they didn’t let him flicker the lights, like cmon he loves doing that :/

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  The Muppet Christmas Carol 1992

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Dec 2024

  Went to a sold-out screening and the audience erupting in applause at “Tiny Tim, who did NOT die” was truly life-affirming

  Truly a perfect movie that I try to watch at least once every Christmas. It’s beating a dead horse at this point but Disney needs to do so much more with The Muppets, there’s no reason why they can’t still make things like this. Pick another book/classic story to adapt, cast Willem Dafoe, profit. It’s not rocket science

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