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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  i respect on the nose political commentary because who needs subtlety during a time like this?

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  Priscilla 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  “what are you, about a junior or a senior in high school?”
  “ninth.”
  “ninth. ninth what?”
  OBVIOUSLY GRADE BECAUSE THE OTHER OPTION IS NINE YEARS OLD BICH. but, oh! you don’t care! because you said, “ninth grade. why, why you're just a baby!” and then robbed the cradle.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  “it is what it is. the word of the lord.”

  the kills were crazy, i loved it, and the priest was my favorite. i liked the humor but why did i want it to be scarier? i expected silliness because clearly we’re getting into some monkey business but there was a certain amount of fear i was craving and lacked.

  full circle bowling ball moment was A1.

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  High Fidelity 2000

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  “what came first? the music or the misery?”

  it’s all about the he says/she says bullshit. except it’s just he says and he’s full of bullshit. rob’s the reason my rating is between a 3.5 or 4 stars. he’s textbook misogynist and lacks so much self awareness it’s so hard to like him sometimes. obviously an unreliable narrator. but other times he’s kind of adorable and you get what people see in him.

  “i’m too tired not to be with you.” she’s so real.

  don’t ask me why i quoted limp bizkit this is a music movie im trying to fit in stop.

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