brianzardd

brianzardd

Favorite films

  • Interstellar

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  • Furious 7

    ★★½

  • Next Exit

    ★★★★

  • The Haunting of Bly Manor

    ★★★★★

  • Eyes Without a Face

    ★★★★

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  • Furious 7

    Furious 7

    ★★½

    lmao videogame-ass movie

    i got SO distracted every time the music just teetered on the edge of fully replicating the riffs of final fantasy 7's combat themes. there's some full on jenova & let the battles begin chords and it keeps fucking with me!!

    why did they bother to get the thingy to find Shaw if Shaw literally showed up everywhere they went

    it's so funny how characters just do things in this without like, reason, it's just yeah of course…

  • Next Exit

    Next Exit

    ★★★★

    amazing take on the mistake we make in life, the words and feelings er left unspoken, and how precious life is and how final death is

    (also, I look like one of the main characters, which is super cool)

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  • Superhero Movie

    Superhero Movie

    guess I had to watch it again to remind myself of how fucking bad this actually is.

    how people find this entertaining is beyond me

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★½

    it took me this long to finally sit down and see it, but man, it was worth the wait

    going in blind and not really knowing anything bout the original book, it was a thrill to learn about the Atreides, the political struggle that space LSD causes, all very interesting!!

    Timothée Chalamet is definitely the weakest part of this movie, his acting skills are very similar to that old wooden door from you grandpa's house

    but the score, holy fuck, man

    Hans Zimmer was HIGH ON LIFE for this one, definitely the best part of this project, I could listen to it for days

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