Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  They really gotta put Ivy Wolk in everything, huh?

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  The Graduate 1967

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024 1

  Men used to propose marriage after the first date. Now they ghost you and then like every Instagram story you post for the rest of eternity. 

  Also, everyone in this movie has a great nose. So many fantastic noses!

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Oct 2024

  Dennis Quaid took inspiration for the prawn eating scene from video footage of me housing quarter pounders after a StFX res party

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 23 Jul 2023

  Want me to play my guitar at you for 4 hours?