Textbook definition of a movie that doesn't come close to all the hype it is given. This movie simply tried to tell too many stories in far too short of a time and ended up spreading its resources far too thin. This leads to a select few of the romance stories being well developed and believable, while the rest seem rushed and impossible. Chocked full of cheesy rom-com tropes, this movie manages to forcefeed you three or four insufferably shallow…