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  He's Just Not That Into You 2009

  ★★½ Watched 31 Jan 2025

  So painfully 2009 (myspace, corded phones, chunky highlights) and i love it.

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  If you’re gonna steal the song from Pride and Prejudice for your love story, can the love story at least be good? 

  Action scenes were sick, everything else was meh as hell.

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  Sabrina 1995

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Jun 2024

  Raising an glass to teenage yearning, unbreakable plasma screen tvs, car phones, chauffeur fathers who are secret millionaires, chic little outfits from Paris, the Concorde, and to 90s Harrison Ford and the insufferable age-gap discourse he inspires.

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