Briony

Briony

reviews and ratings are based entirely on vibes i do not respect filmmaking as an art

Favorite films

  • Blue Velvet
  • Arrival
  • Children of Men
  • Interstellar

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  • Persona

    ★★★★

  • Three Colours: Red

    ★★★

  • Bottoms

    ★★★★

  • Mysterious Skin

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  • Persona

    Persona

    ★★★★

    why did this remind me of my godawful 10 year long we've-both-got-absolutely-fucked-attchment-styles-and-we-need-serious-mental-help homoerotic best friend situationship (i know why)

  • Three Colours: Red

    Three Colours: Red

    ★★★

    i'm sorry this was so boring. had to leave for a bit partway through and walk about for a bit bc i was starting to panic and i genuinely think my brain put that on for me as some form of entertainment. had some really gorgeous shots though, i do see that.

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  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★★

    i was telling sophie about ethan and she interrupted with "i'm so sorry i just really thought you were a lesbian" and a bit after i ended things with him he was like "i honestly thought you were a lesbian you just come across so gay" and you know what maybe they were right. hazel you are so stupid but other than that you are the soft masc bottom of my dreams and i want you carnally. brittany you are also so hot. so fun. i think i would maybe die for this film.

  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ★★★★½

    this bear is better for my depression than sertraline