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Recent reviews

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  Clown 2014

  Watched 18 Jan 2025

  this is like cyberbully but if the cap was a clown suit and instead of getting bullied she ate kids

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  Monkey Man 2024

  Watched 06 Apr 2024

  FUCK YEAAAA

Popular reviews

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  A Cinderella Story: If the Shoe Fits 2016

  ★ Watched 29 Aug 2020

  this was a horrible fucking movie but the scene where the taxidermied dog falls into a shit-filled toilet and the stepmother hysterically screeches “HE’S DROWNING” for an uncomfortably long time is one of the boldest cinematic decisions i’ve ever seen

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  Dr. Seuss' The Grinch Musical 2020

  ½ Watched 17 Dec 2020

  what happens when you cross an unhinged, terminally horny former glee star with an ill-conceived and poorly executed adaptation of a beloved christmas classic?

  you get what you fucking deserve.

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