Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bloody Axe Wound 2024

  ★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  A queer love story set in a clunky homage to 80s teen screams. Great FX and acting balance out a plot that I still don’t get. Putting Billy Burke in a full face prosthetic is like putting Tom Hardy in a Bane mask — a crime against nature.

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Funny, sweet, and gory as hell — that’s amore baby. 😍

Popular reviews

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  Pee-wee's Playhouse Christmas Special 1988

  ★★★★ Rewatched 22 Dec 2024 2

  I’d bet serious money that this and RuPaul’s Drag Race have the same editors.

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  The Muppet Christmas Carol 1992

  ★★★★ Rewatched 24 Dec 2024 1

  When I was a kid I cried so hard when Tiny Tim dies in the “future” segment that my parents had to turn the movie off. I told this to Max & he laughed for the rest of the movie.