Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  looks like a croissant dipped in shit

  RIP Frank Herbert, you would've loved Mickey 17

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  don't make me look up words, Joaquin

  y'all are being dramatic this was not that bad. although I forgot how confusing marvel movies can be. the fact that there were 5 screenwriters probably didn't help

Recent reviews

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  Strange Darling 2023

  ★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  just because I have a vagina doesn't mean you shouldn't listen to a fucking thing I have to say

  well that was a tough watch

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  Big Fish 2003

  Watched 10 Mar 2025

  sorry John August but this was weird as hell

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★½ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  my good sir, why the hell would you do that?

  my sentiments exactly

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  The Wild Robot 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  sometimes hearts have their own conversation

  what does it say about me that I laughed harder at this than any adult comedy this year?? hearing pedro pascal yell, "bummer! this one's dead!" made me CACKLE

  I already know this rating will increase as I hyperfixate and rewatch for comfort. well done dreamworks 🌙