Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Tank Girl 1995

  Watched 20 Mar 2025

  don’t watch this but it’s good. i agree w every single review ive seen, positive and negative. im glad people can be gay now and don’t need to settle for kangaroo commandos. most emotion ive ever seen out of ice t and he’s under a mile of prosthetics

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  Death Race 2000 1975

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Speed Racer in future fascist america. Cowardly, they backed away from Frankenstein’s scars and I’m probably gonna fill 10 pages of my diary on the weird politics (spoiler: they aren’t good)

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  So good! I won’t reveal much here bc I think it’ll be more fun to be surprised
  Mark Ruffalo looks like he’s having fun w every scene and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him play a bad guy before! The best performance I’ve seen out of Robert Pattinson. Funny and had me gasping at the drama

  this is my spoiler- it’s shown pretty early on but i didnt see it in the marketing so i’m putting it below vvvv
  i loved the natives of Nifelheim in design and characterization!

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  Oldboy 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  Seemed like a Murakami novel in both a good way and a bad way. I’m not sure I have a bigger takeaway than “that’s fucked up. sorry you had to go through that”

  edit: adding more credit bc i think it’s gonna be living in my brain for a while

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