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Recent reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ★ Watched 18 Aug 2024

  I hope the Philadelphia Police Department offers good vision and medical benefits

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Jul 2024

  Never did I think I’d see an autistic FBI agent and Michael Jackson battle it out on the big screen

Popular reviews

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  Dark Harvest 2023

  ★★ Watched 11 Oct 2023

  It could’ve been better, but it wasn’t. Fingers crossed that the corny dialogue was playing into a 1960’s trope, but I think that would have been too sophisticated for this movie.

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  BlackBerry 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 May 2023

  So, you’re telling me I could have been sending encrypted dick pics that are stored on a server outside of the United States’ jurisdiction in Waterloo, Ontario this whole time? Man, if only I wasn’t 8 years old during the height of BlackBerry.

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