Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me 1992

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Oct 2024

  (Pain and sorrow)

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Oct 2024

  Anyone this horny for tennis should be institutionalized

Popular reviews

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  Citizen Kane 1941

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Apr 2024

  Stole a copy of this from Walmart to have sex with so I could prove to yall that I'm a real cinephile. Now the darn thing won't come off, If someone could call the fire department for me so I can get this dang DVD of my dick that would be greatly appreciated

  EDIT: apparently that's not what cinephile means... youtu.be/46Kv4rBJi68?si=fQPMU-lZdJqgOWPf

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2024

  This exact thing also happend to me when I tried injecting Mountain Dew into my blood stream.

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