Eli Powell

Eli Powell Pro

“No good movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough.”

Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Tenet
  • Clue
  • Hundreds of Beavers

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  • Mulan

  • Pilgrimage

    ★★★

  • 65

    ★★

  • Queen of Katwe

    ★★★

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  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ★★

    Something magikally fantastic about their chemistry. Had no idea they were so good at chess and drumming.

  • Hundreds of Beavers

    Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★★

    Hundreds of Beavers!!!

    This had me dying. Everything Jean Kayak did was comedy. I love knowing that inside each of those animal costumes was a very happy, very sweaty full grown adult. It’s the best video game I’ve ever watched. It’s the best Looney Tunes movie period. It’s a brilliant tribute to silent comedies. It’s if Daffy Duck was trapped inside of a video game developed by Charlie Chaplin. 

    Anyways, I wish Jean kept his shirt off for a little longer.

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  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3

    ★★★★

    Why don’t you get us some shade

    I will stand and die on the hill that this movie rests proudly, profoundly, and possibly overconfidently upon as the unserious piece of comic book cinema that it is. The best part? This movie knows exactly what it is— and man, that is just so funny to me

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★★½

    This is the end of a beautiful friendship

    It works. I don’t fully know how, why, or when… but it just works because I have full faith in Nolan’s ability to make it all make sense. It also helps that Pattinson is a vibe and the soundtrack is killer. Mind-boggling, adrenaline-pumping thrill ride from beginning to end (and end to beginning)

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