Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I fully intend to adopt “black bag” for completely unimportant tasks like brushing teeth or insider trading

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  that vampire guy can ACT

  vibes seemed off on the ship, idk

Popular reviews

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★½ Watched 24 Jul 2024

  Do you think Oklahoma has another theatre after they destroyed that one to make the movie?

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★ Watched 11 Feb 2025

  the biggest jump scare for me was that dildo

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