Quantum Pepperoni

Quantum Pepperoni

bad taste in good movies, good taste in bad movies

i <3 damien chazelle

Favorite films

  • La La Land
  • Nightcrawler
  • Stop Making Sense
  • The Wolf of Wall Street

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  • Let's Get Lost

    ★★

  • One Hand Clapping

    ★★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★★

  • How to Make Millions Before Grandma Dies

    ★★★★½

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  • Let's Get Lost

    Let's Get Lost

    ★★

    Idk why people are saying this film is so good. I guess if you really like Chet Baker it's interesting. It was quite weird how there was no story. It was just people telling various stories about Chet Baker in no particular order (such as chronological) until the film randomly ended. Maybe I'm an uncultured swine, but it didn't really do it for me

  • One Hand Clapping

    One Hand Clapping

    ★★★½

    I was afraid I was going to have to sit through this documentary, because I don't really know Wings or Paul McCartney outside of the Beatles, and thought an entire film about this subject wouldn't be interesting. Luckily it was great to watch, and instead Let's Get Lost was able to make me fall asleep instead. Jokes aside, my only complaint about this film is the disconnect between a full-sounding mix with no mistakes after the first note of someone…

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  • Stop Making Sense

    Stop Making Sense

    ★★★★★

    I've already concluded this film is perfect, so now I will be reviewing my girlfriend because I took her to the movie.

    She was sick so I can't really blame her, but honestly stop closing your eyes and almost falling asleep mf I paid €32,50. If you're gonna close your eyes you can listen to the album on Spotify. She was falling asleep on my shoulder though so that makes it a bit better.

    Because it was her first time,…

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    You clap for Peak Fiction.
    You clap for Peak Fiction.
    You clap for Peak Fiction.
    You weep in sorrow before Peak Fiction
    You stagger before Peak Fiction
    You kneel before Peak Fiction

    (why did filmkoepel play this in black and white. it was still peak but it makes literally no sense except "omg cinematic (oppenheimer reference)" and it ruined the cinematography)

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