Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Shining 1980

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  whoever told me this was the scariest movie ever is a puss

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  The Other Boleyn Girl 2008

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025 1

  whoever made the executive decision to make henry V||| a fit guy with a 6pack i’m not complaining

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  bro tim keys humping turkey teeth mark ruffalo’s leg was not on my bingo card for this movie

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  Gnomeo & Juliet 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2024

  ‘do i look like a begonia to you’ ‘no more like a pansy’ WHY IS THERE A GAY JOKE IN GNOMEO AND JULIET

  i had a big fat crush on gnomeo when i was younger and i’ll stand by that