Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Walk to Remember 2002

  ★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Don’t worry guys, I’ll be the first cardiologist to cure cancer

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  Most days I’m Dave, but some days I’m Benji.

  Either way, I wake up and I’m pretty damn lucky. 

Popular reviews

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  E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 1982

  ½ Rewatched 08 Jul 2024

  First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
  Westside when we ride, come equipped with game
  You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife

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  Reservoir Dogs 1992

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Dec 2024

  Holding space for Mr. Pink’s speech on tipping culture