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  Snow White 2025

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  this is one of the worst live actions i’ve ever seen in my entire life. rachel’s FUCK ass bob should’ve already let me know how this movie was about to go down. If somebody told me that this entire movie was made by ai, I wouldnt even question them. not everybody needs to sing in a musical, especially not gal gadot considering the hoe can’t even really sing frl. don’t ever do some shit like this again disney #nexttimejusthirelittlepeople #thatevilbitchcantsing #letmygirlsnowshairgrow #ballerinaassslippers

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  no way did that man just juke hundreds of fbi agents for AN HOUR AND 45 MINUTES, UP UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE! i’m pissed

Popular reviews

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  Pretty Woman 1990

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I thought giving it a few days to marinate would help me be able to articulate a good review, but I still have nothing. I’m not sure how i’ve never seen this movie in all 18 years and 32 days i’ve been on the planet. I knew it was perfect after the first 5 minutes, and no rom com will ever compare to this. there was magic in it.

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  The Wiz 1978

  ★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  Genuinely what the hell did I watch…Mr. Jackson CARRIED BAD. That “ease on down the road” got me every time, especially with Diana Ross’s crazy ass swing skip. So out of pocket in every way (the dancing graffiti, man eating trash cans, the lion trying to commit suicide, the sweat shop workers dancing in thongs), but I def had a good laugh (p.s someone please get toto a damn leash)

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