Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Bong is back on his goofy shit

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  Wish they didn’t kinda reveal within the first like minute what happens but was fun

Popular reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ★½ Watched 16 Aug 2024

  Cringe, unintentionally hilarious, and downright stupid. M Night, you’ve done it again you silly goose. 

  Had the whole theater laughing at this goofy, ass movie. 

  15/10 on the M. Night scale, which unfortunately for him is a division equation.

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  Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Oct 2021

  We were all wrong. Neither slavery nor states rights were the cause of the civil war. It was vampires

  This autobiographical documentary gives overwhelming insight into Lincoln’s life. New interesting details fill in many of the plot holes in history, showing us the real truth. It’s wonderful how the creators were able to piece this all together with found footage that has been remastered. This is a work of true art, a work of true passion, and a work of true history. I doubt we will ever see such a brilliant exposé of this magnitude again. 

  Quite the eye-opener. 5/5