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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★★★ Rewatched 19 Jan 2025

  Loses a star cause the grandpa lives in Saint Charles, Missouri instead of Saint Louis, Missouri. I cannot articulate my loathing for Saint Charles, Missouri. Gains that star right back cause the spaceship is named “the Bowie”.

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  13th 2016

  Watched 15 Jan 2025

  Holy shit Newt Gingrich jump scare

Popular reviews

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  The Fly 1986

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Dec 2023

  Someone once told me I reminded them of Jeff Goldblum—from The Fly. I took it as a compliment, assuming they were talking about the human Goldblum, but upon watching the film, I realise that neither comparison is a compliment.

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  Asteroid City 2023

  ★★★ Watched 02 Jul 2023

  Missed the first ten minutes, so I was scrambling to figure out whether it was a play in a movie in a play or a movie about a play, brought to life by a movie. I still don’t know. Anyway, the alien’s design might be a little problematic.

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