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Jurassic World Dominion 2022
Colin Trevorrow teleports behind me and beats me over the head with a Barbasol can. “DO YOU REMEMBER THIS FROM THE FIRST ONE???” he screams at my dead corpse
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A History of Violence 2005
Viggo Mortensen 69s someone within the first 18 minutes and then kills a bunch of people for the rest. Absolute cinema.
I also love seeing Greg Bryk randomly pop up in Canadian movies and TV lol
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