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Recent reviews

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  How to Train Your Dragon 2010

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 22 Feb 2025

  back tae bed ye overgrown sausage

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Such a forgettable movie I forgot to log it two months ago and only remembered because a pal said it was shite

Popular reviews

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Jun 2024 1

  Terrific. I came for the Big Boy, and ended pleasantly surprised at the humanity of it all. The Godzilla bits obviously go incredibly hard - the spectacle of him will never not be rad as hell - but sometimes nothing batters more aggressively than one dude wrestling his own sense of purpose.

  But... why do Kamikaze pilots need a repair base?

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  Heat 1995

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Feb 2025

  You ever just eat a big Chinese and watch Heat

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